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Offline Too Stroked

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A Christmas Carol - Well, Sort Of
« on: December 17, 2008, 08:34:59 AM »
Twas a couple of weeks before Christmas, and all through the house
Not a microfiber was stirring, I was in watching ?House?

It was too cold for waxing, correction or spray
I guess we?ll just have to wait for a much warmer day

As plow trucks and salters crisscrossed the roads
I dodged and weaved to miss their deadly loads

My detailing supplies were all tucked safely away
In the basement and closets, one previous day

My days of washing each day as I wished
Were now fond memories and boy was I pissed

Now I freeze as I pump quarters and spray
To remove salt and snards that get in the way

The truck looks like hell even when it gets washed
It almost the same as when bugs really get squashed

Now I lift my hood and what do I see?
A salt caked mass that just quivers at me

To all of my friends at the Detailers Caf?
I wish you a happy and safe holiday
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Offline Center Stage Auto Detailing

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Re: A Christmas Carol - Well, Sort Of
« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2008, 09:06:46 AM »
sahweet!

 :thumbsiup: :thumbsiup:
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Offline Les22

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Re: A Christmas Carol - Well, Sort Of
« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2008, 12:55:22 PM »
Nice Job!!!   That kinda sums it up nicely :clap:
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Offline Rollingrock

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Re: A Christmas Carol - Well, Sort Of
« Reply #3 on: December 17, 2008, 01:17:08 PM »
Hey that's great, thanks for taking the time to do it.

We'll have to come up with something for that.

JP

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Offline Obsessive Detail

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Re: A Christmas Carol - Well, Sort Of
« Reply #4 on: December 17, 2008, 02:32:58 PM »
That's cool!
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Offline GreyMichFX4

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Re: A Christmas Carol - Well, Sort Of
« Reply #5 on: December 17, 2008, 03:05:09 PM »
Pretty cool I got a good chuckle out of it because it is very true for us northern guys.
« Last Edit: December 17, 2008, 03:20:38 PM by RedMichFX4 »
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Re: A Christmas Carol - Well, Sort Of
« Reply #6 on: December 17, 2008, 03:28:36 PM »
That's great.  :rn:
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Offline FireFighter

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Re: A Christmas Carol - Well, Sort Of
« Reply #7 on: December 17, 2008, 04:27:27 PM »
 :rofl:  Nice!  (PS-- happy detailing in Spring!  :hs: )
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Re: A Christmas Carol - Well, Sort Of
« Reply #8 on: December 24, 2008, 03:06:26 PM »
And Tiny Tim looked up witht those big eyes and said, "But Santa, no #16?" Bummer kid.
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