2014-2015 TDC Winter Snard Competition

[Pockets]

As a matter of fact you are. In fact, you have the only entry showing an actual snard! And as much as I hate to admit it, you have a commanding lead. Rumor has it that Mike is hiding a picture of a Chevy Snard that although pathetic by past competition standards, is still bigger than yours. And since size matters ...

Yea, but his is a Chevy ...... sooooooo...... He loses automatically, right?

[Too Stroked]

As a matter of fact you are. In fact, you have the only entry showing an actual snard! And as much as I hate to admit it, you have a commanding lead. Rumor has it that Mike is hiding a picture of a Chevy Snard that although pathetic by past competition standards, is still bigger than yours. And since size matters ...

Yea, but his is a Chevy ...... sooooooo...... He loses automatically, right?

I just consulted with Dave - even though Mike will be one of the judges this year. we discovered Rule 837.631b which states that "Most Chevrolet products will not support the weight of a snard and thus should be scrutinized carefully." So that ought to rule him out.

If that doesn't work, Rule 1,063.251x clearly states "Mike can't win." I think that one's maybe a little clearer.

[GreyMichFX4]

Dave however is way out in front in the category he devised called "Pictures of beautiful stuff that should appear in a  Hallmark Greeting Card that could possibly be used to construct a snard should one actually drive a vehicle through it." He's expecting almost no competition in this category since nobody really understands it.

Tom, I've been told I live in my own little world so why should this be any different?

[Kitzy]

Dave however is way out in front in the category he devised called "Pictures of beautiful stuff that should appear in a  Hallmark Greeting Card that could possibly be used to construct a snard should one actually drive a vehicle through it." He's expecting almost no competition in this category since nobody really understands it.

Tom, I've been told I live in my own little world so why should this be any different?

I love living in my own little world.  The people there are so friendly.  And I'm allowed to win stuff. 

Tapatalkin...

[GreyMichFX4]

Dave however is way out in front in the category he devised called "Pictures of beautiful stuff that should appear in a  Hallmark Greeting Card that could possibly be used to construct a snard should one actually drive a vehicle through it." He's expecting almost no competition in this category since nobody really understands it.

Tom, I've been told I live in my own little world so why should this be any different?

I love living in my own little world.  The people there are so friendly.  And I'm allowed to win stuff. 

Tapatalkin...

Hey!! Don't blame me Tom took my bottle or Patron Silver and was threatening to pour it out if I didn't agree with him. 

[Pockets]

I just consulted with Dave - even though Mike will be one of the judges this year. we discovered Rule 837.631b which states that "Most Chevrolet products will not support the weight of a snard and thus should be scrutinized carefully." So that ought to rule him out.

If that doesn't work, Rule 1,063.251x clearly states "Mike can't win." I think that one's maybe a little clearer.

 

[Too Stroked]

Dave however is way out in front in the category he devised called "Pictures of beautiful stuff that should appear in a  Hallmark Greeting Card that could possibly be used to construct a snard should one actually drive a vehicle through it." He's expecting almost no competition in this category since nobody really understands it.

Tom, I've been told I live in my own little world so why should this be any different?

I love living in my own little world.  The people there are so friendly.  And I'm allowed to win stuff. 

Tapatalkin...

Hey!! Don't blame me Tom took my bottle or Patron Silver and was threatening to pour it out if I didn't agree with him. 

Pour it out? Are you kidding? (hic) I put it to much better use. (hic) 

[sscully]

Hey!! Don't blame me Tom took my bottle or Patron Silver and was threatening to pour it out if I didn't agree with him. 

Pour it out? Are you kidding? (hic) I put it to much better use. (hic) 

He never specified what he was pouring it into, while he was pouring it out of the bottle.
- I grew up with a guy, just about every time we got caught with beer, he would start pouring it out, and stick his head under it and start drinking it.  The cop would yell at hm, 'On the ground, not in your mouth'

[Blown F-150]

I'm going to have to figure out a good bribe this year. 1500 miles covered over the holidays and not a single usable snard

[Too Stroked]

I'm going to have to figure out a good bribe this year. 1500 miles covered over the holidays and not a single usable snard

I'm sure we can work something out. And I give better deals than the other judges!

[attworth]

So this is certainly no Snard wonder. But in my defense I drove about 40 miles with it and it was 33 degrees and sunny.

[Rollingrock]

So this is certainly no Snard wonder. But in my defense I drove about 40 miles with it and it was 33 degrees and sunny.

That is so pathetic is should be in the cheap and shameless section.   

[Too Stroked]

Ah ha, a double post! Not only is it a truly pathetic snard, but Tony has gone to new lows to secure a top prize in the competition!

Of course we all know what this means ... 

[Rollingrock]

Can we start a new class of low?   

How about posting photos of other snards that aren't on your owned cars/trucks?

[Too Stroked]

Can we start a new class of low?   

How about posting photos of other snards that aren't on your owned cars/trucks?
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I believe I did that (and won it) last year. Remember the massive double snard on a co-worker's red chevy pickup? ]