The Detailers Cafe
General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: Center Stage Auto Detailing on October 22, 2008, 12:59:48 PM
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If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000.
With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock, you would have $49.00 left.
If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left.
But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund, you would have $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
This is called the 401-Keg Plan. :flag: :clap:
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Beautifully stated!! :clap: :beer:
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Beautifully stated!! :clap: :beer:
Why are you drinking beer out of a can? No good, self respecting beer allows itself to be canned.
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Because aluminum is worth more than glass?
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Beautifully stated!! :clap: :beer:
Why are you drinking beer out of a can? No good, self respecting beer allows itself to be canned.
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LOL! I've found *one* that pulled it off successfully - and I think it went that route so that NWA would carry it on flights. I cannot remember the name of it for the life of me... it was a 'red' -- something 'brick'... *shrugs*
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amen to that!
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Now that was the chuckle I needed to end the day.
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