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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: Center Stage Auto Detailing on October 22, 2008, 12:59:48 PM

Title: *_Retirement Plan Investment Tip... _*
Post by: Center Stage Auto Detailing on October 22, 2008, 12:59:48 PM


If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000.

With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock, you would have $49.00 left.

If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left.

But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund, you would have $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

This is called the 401-Keg Plan.   :flag: :clap:
Title: Re: *_Retirement Plan Investment Tip... _*
Post by: Tdub on October 22, 2008, 01:58:33 PM
Beautifully stated!!   :clap:   :beer:
Title: Re: *_Retirement Plan Investment Tip... _*
Post by: gipraw on October 22, 2008, 02:11:29 PM
Beautifully stated!!   :clap:   :beer:


Why are you drinking beer out of a can?  No good, self respecting beer allows itself to be canned.


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Title: Re: *_Retirement Plan Investment Tip... _*
Post by: attworth on October 22, 2008, 02:31:51 PM
Because aluminum is worth more than glass?

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Title: Re: *_Retirement Plan Investment Tip... _*
Post by: Rockpick on October 22, 2008, 08:47:35 PM
Beautifully stated!!   :clap:   :beer:


Why are you drinking beer out of a can?  No good, self respecting beer allows itself to be canned.


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LOL!  I've found *one* that pulled it off successfully - and I think it went that route so that NWA would carry it on flights.  I cannot remember the name of it for the life of me... it was a 'red' -- something 'brick'... *shrugs*
Title: Re: *_Retirement Plan Investment Tip... _*
Post by: Chris@GlimmerGlass on October 22, 2008, 11:48:15 PM
amen to that!
Title: Re: *_Retirement Plan Investment Tip... _*
Post by: BigRed150 on October 23, 2008, 08:25:11 PM

 Now that was the chuckle I needed to end the day.


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